Gemini Celebrity Cocktail: Frozen Jolie

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Happy Birthday Gemini, the third sign of the Zodiac. The Twins are intellectual, mischievous, inquisitive, restless, diversified, eloquent, fast, carefree, provocative, and smokin‘ in every sense of the word.

AJFamous Geminians include John F. Kennedy, Joan Rivers, Paul McCartney, Heidi Klum, Marilyn Monroe, Natalie Portman, Gisele, Prince, Jewel, Donald Trump, Courteney Cox, Anderson Cooper, Kayne West, Kylie Minogue and Angelina Jolie.

Ms. Jolie is quite a Gemini. Not only is she arguably the most beautiful woman in the world, but she’s also got that two-sided Gemini thing down pat. On one hand, she’s a high rolling, $3,000 designer bag toting, gated community-dwelling, A-list celebrity. On the other, she’s off rescuing needy children in third world countries. Talk about a twin personality.

In the news for her preemptive drastic double mastectomy, she’s succeeded in terrifying women around the world into fearing their breasts. Don’t fall for it girls. Herbs, energy healing, alkaline water, positive experiences, and many, many more things are capable of curing cancer. There is no need for a knife. If you’d like info on any of the above, just email me.

Geminis are really fun peeps. They bring uplifting energy to anything they are part of, all though that energy is sometimes not for the faint of heart. There is often a touch of the chaotic to it, and that’s not for everyone. But I, as a boring old Capricorn (wink wink), love that fresh airy Geminian energy! Many of my business associates are Geminis.

So, why is the peanut a Gemini? Well, it could also be called a Virgo because it’s ruled by Mercury, the ruler of both Gemini and Virgo. The peanut’s leaves are thin and delicate, which are traits of Mercurial plants based on Medieval Herbal Astrology.

Here’s an easy summer drink to serve up on those sweltering hot spring days!


Frozen Jolie

Add equal parts to blender:

  • Organic chocolate syrup
  • Pure creamy peanut butter
  • Vodka (I love ZODIAC VODKA!)

Add ice gradually until the desired consistency is reached. Garnish with grated dark chocolate.

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